Do off the wall shit more often. Flirt with every service industry worker you encounter. I heard a friend use this ridiculous line when ordering furniture “I’m not sure if you’re aware but today is the 2nd I believe, which makes it National Cort Furniture Discount Day… you guys are celebrating right?”
He got an extra 5% off a multi-thousand dollar order.
I now use the line for every situation imaginable. In the past week I’ve used to to save $150 on a UHaul rental, got a free burger at In N Out, and VIP Passes at The Spearmint Rhino strip club in Vegas. I don’t start off with that line, but I use it at the end just before I pay. This is just one easy to implement example to help you become more more fun and interesting.
While going through the x-ray machine at the airport today I struck the “walk like an egyptian” pose while being x-rayed. It got a laugh from the TSA chick waving me through and definitely brightened the day of the eye-in-the-sky operator who was viewing my naked body.
